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About to be executed

A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be executed. Just before the sentence was carried out, the executioner asked the man if he had any last words.
“Yes,” came his reply, “I hate Masons!”

Get-well message

The Chairman of the Lodge Committee who, by tradition, happens to be the Senior Warden in my lodge, was hospitalised and unable to attend the committee meeting. In the morning he was pleased to receive a get-well message from the secretary, which read: ‘The committee took a decision to express their sincere good wishes for a speedy and complete recovery.
Six in favour, three against, one abstension.

Are you a Mason

Ladies love a Mason because Masons never tell!

A Candidate for initiation

I heard this the other day: A Candidate for initiation was to be picked up and driven to the Lodge, but before this could happen the car broke down.

Man walking down the street

There’s a man, walking down the street at 1 in the morning and he’s very drunk. A policeman stops him and asks: